I was pretty excited about it, considering my arteries are likely clogged from the healthy cod and asparagus I had last night - swimming in hollendaisse sauce! So just to make sure that card is in the right hands, I put a piece of cod on a plate and ate that up for lunch! It was okay - not quite the same as last night for sure. Good news is, with fish, you don't need your dentures in. Oh right... I don't have dentures.
I'm 42. And for probably 2 years now, I get AARP stuff in the mail randomly. So how did they get my name first of all? What database were they searching when they got a 40 year old woman's information to get on their mailing lists? I know I'm not the only one - but shouldn't there be rules? Guidelines? Uhhh... let's start with AGE of recipients. Anyone?
Why don't they know that I carry cards around like... a Starbucks Card. A AAA Card. An American Eagle card. An athletic club card. Lord love a duck... I'm FORTY TWO. I don't ask for the senior citizens discount yet. Heyyyyyy... heyyyy.....
It's time for me to get back to work... but not until after I dig the AARP cards out of the trash.
Over & out!
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